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Finger Lickin Good!

KFC Condom => Finger Lickin’ Good

We love to see you smile.

McDonalds Condom => We love to see you smile. (more…)


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Fun Facts about China/Zhongguo, inlcuding trivia about China hosting the 2008 Olympics.

Complete with links to sites offering information for tourist and visitors of China and Olympic spectators! Some of them are:
  1. Beibei the fish, Jingjing the panda, Huanhuan the Olympic flame, Yingying the Tibetan antelope, and Nini the swallow are the official Mascot of the 2008 Beijing Olympics.
    1. And when you take out the first sylables of thier names, it would become “BeiJing HuanYing Ni”, meaning: “Beijing Welcomes You”
  2. No Spitting
    1. China is still trying to suppress spitting in Urban Cities! Spitting is a rural practice around China and chinese spit loudly! It is even considered a sport in rural chinese areas.
  3. Ketchup originated in China as a pickled fish sauce called ke-tsiap.
  4. Trouble in China is symbolized by 2 women living together under 1 roof   (more…)

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I am your Brother!

Name: Renaldo Lapuz

Age: 45

Birthdate: December 18, 1962

Address: Reno, Nevada

Ethnicity: Americanized Filipino

Migrated: August 6, 2004

Work Place: Wal-Mart Reno

Hit Single: We’re Brothers Forever


I am your brother
Your best friend forever
Singing the songs
The music that you love

We’re brothers ’til the end of time
Together or not
You’re always in my heart
Your hurting feelings in you
Will reign no more.

(I love you brother)

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Double Picture Illusion
A double picture illusion which results in different things for different people.


Double Picture Illusion

Look carefuly at this picture, what do you see?

After you make your decision, scroll down for an explanation.

You saw a couple in an intimate love position, right?

Interestingly, research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such a scenario. (more…)

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Funny Pictures

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  1. You feel insulted when a non-Bisdak ridicules someone by saying “bisaya”, but it’s okey if another Bisdak uses it to another Bisdak, as in “ah, bisaya-a pod oy !”
  2. You feel proud when Matud Nila is sung and you sing along with it bisan dili nimo memorize ang lyrics.
  3. Hibal-an nimo ang “habal-habal” bisan wala pa ka kasakay niani ug siyempre pa ang tri-“sikad”.
  4. Common usage kung ga-tinagalog : the use of “kuwan” as an interjection, ang superlative nga pirmi gamiton mao ang “masyado”, i.e., maingay masyado, sobra masyado, bilisan mo masyado(read: paspasi lagi) ug adunay tendency nga pulihan lang ang “o” or “a” ug “i”, i.e., ang atop into atip, ang kan-on into kan-in, ang sud-an into sud-in, ug ang utan into…
  5. You know what “itlog mo ‘Noy orens” means. (more…)

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